they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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