paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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