this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I won't apologize to a one balled man
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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