Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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