Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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