The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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