Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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