ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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