the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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