Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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