Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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