so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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