is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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