Well apparently he's into motor boating.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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