The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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