if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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