People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
