Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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