Are we in a gay sports bar?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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