ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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