remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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