I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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