Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
