i just google imaged poop.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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