She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I FOUND THE LEGS
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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