Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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