this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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