we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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