I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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