so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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