U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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