Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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