yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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