So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i already hear my dad disowning me
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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