So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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