her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I want her autograph on my taint
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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