are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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