Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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