guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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