Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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