im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Randomize
