well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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