Do you still have your period?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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