Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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