He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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