Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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