420 ftw
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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