his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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