Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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