After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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