There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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